ron burgundy

I'm in San Diego with Kyle for the trade show, it's been interesting...
1)The night before we left, I was informed we are staying in a hostel, not hotel. There's no air conditioning.
2)We saw a woman who had pee-ed her white capris ankle to ankle
3)There's a homeless paraplegic ventriloquist roaming the streets
4)I've seen about 10 people peeing in the open on the streets in the past 24 hours
5)More than one person has stood next to me at a crosswalk out of their minds on speed and talking to themselves about it.

I have pics of absolutely none of this because I'm lazy and left my camera in the broom closet/room