desert dream

This was out in the middle of nowhere on a safari we went on. That's where the 4x4 and food come in.. However, the kid?

kimbo2

this is the second take of the pic with Kimbo and his goons. The chicks kinda ruin the bro-ness of the picture. I mean really, does insert random bitch , on right know anything about these dudes besides they are paying her for having a body. Does she care? Probably not. However, I wanted a pic with Kimbo and his squad, not the random chicks who will probably get stuck

later. You look at this pic and testosterone testosterone and boom 2 smiling half naked chicks on the way to the pool?? Hell nah! The only way this would be acceptable is if these girls had weapons or had the carcass of whatever they had just killed. By the way, I know I sound like a complete moron but cmon, is anyone getting their pic taken with them really gonna bang the stripper anyway?

limited

we took this big ass wooden boat around and ate on it the other night. lamb wrapped in potato?yes, it was great. It was the craziest ordeal trying to get there in the first place. None of the taxi drivers here know how to get anywhere except the mall and the airport. This guy tried to drop us off at an empty courthouse nowhere near where we needed to go! Once we finally got to where we were going, late, we had to figure out which boat was ours. There was a mile of boats and we didn't know our boat name. We started from the 2nd boat and ran asked all the captains of the boats all the way to the last. At this point we were 30 min late and 600 dirhums deep so it was crunch time. The captain of the last boat told us where we should be which was the first boat all the way at the first. It was the first boat and the only boat we didnt check. Unbelievable. My dad an i took off towards the other side(he runs like a girl) and just barely made it. because of the heat, my button up was completely soaked though. We all looked like we had been through it. The food was great, the sites were great, and the much needed breeze was a godsend.

I wouldn't have traded the experience for anything.

makin time

knowledge village?

random exit signs i've seen in dubai.
what is internet city?

really?

I woke up at 6 this morning and already 100 degrees here. I didn't even bother packing my board because I thought there was nothing to skate whatsoever.
However, I came across this gem


Dubai's Top Five Skate Spots By: bxt3 - 16 Dec 2007
Rating: 4.1563 votes

Keywords: Dubai, skateboarding, sport, extreme

Hayya! Springs Skatepark (Dubai)
Roll on out to the 'burbs' for a taste of the opulent 'skatebrat' lifestyle. Grinding along curved ledges under desert palms, take in the futuristic cityscape of Dubai while poppin' airs off the half-pipe. Afterwards, dip a sweaty toe in the pool and soak your aching bones in the Jacuzzi, smoothie in hand - All for 15 Dirham.

Mamzar Bowl (Dubai)
From the deck of this monster blue bowl on the shores of the Persian Gulf, soak-up the emerald spaces of Al Mamzar Beach Park. With the white sand towards the sea, the green desert grass in-between and the azure transitions under your urethane, you're headed for a Dubai high. Lest you forget you're in the Middle East, Wednesday is for ladies only.

Al Nasr Cinema Handrail (Dubai)
Hit the rail where hometown skate heroes like Colm Noonan, Chef Spanky and Mark Issa bust out the big guns between X-Game runs. Ollie the seven stairs and slide the handrail featured as spot number one in the Dubai Desert Extreme Skateboarding Championships.

Sparks Gap Diera (Dubai)
With a fat gap for ollie and flip-trick pleasure, a corner and three-stair marble ledges for grinding delights, this spot - not far from Dubai Festival City - is a good place to sample the street fare Dubai has to offer while meeting up with in-the know locals.

Diera Fountain (Dubai)
Just a five minute skate away from Sparks you'll find a palatial fountain where skate inspiration springs eternal. The marbled flat ground, hefty manual pads, chunky set of three stairs and ledges for all skills levels will have you styling and smiling.

dubai

I'm sitting in an airport in Atlanta on a long layover on my way to Dubai.

One thing I noticed was strange when I got off the plane was Outkast was playing over the intercom. I'm into it.

I don't have a clue what Dubai will be like I have only seen pictures. Most of them make it look like some sort of majestic place. There's some sort of religious holiday there for the whole month of September so arms and legs are expected to be covered as well as eating or drinking in public during the day is strongly discouraged. hmm

I got all these from this website: http://www.dubai-architecture.info/DUB-GAL1.htm

go to it, it's nuts..

kimbo slice

I was walking through ASR just minding my own not really paying attention to anyone when BOOM, Kimbo Slice comes walking down one of the aisles. He's huge, and has an even bigger entourage. Everyone just cleared out of the way like he was Moses or something. I don't know what was going through my mind in this pic but it's obviously not the same thing that's going through Kyle's. Look at him, smiling like he just got his license. I on the other hand, look like I just pooped myself.

ron burgundy

I'm in San Diego with Kyle for the trade show, it's been interesting...
1)The night before we left, I was informed we are staying in a hostel, not hotel. There's no air conditioning.
2)We saw a woman who had pee-ed her white capris ankle to ankle
3)There's a homeless paraplegic ventriloquist roaming the streets
4)I've seen about 10 people peeing in the open on the streets in the past 24 hours
5)More than one person has stood next to me at a crosswalk out of their minds on speed and talking to themselves about it.

I have pics of absolutely none of this because I'm lazy and left my camera in the broom closet/room

a and b

:(

up up and away

Kyle had these up all around his hospital room. Evidently, a nurse had taken a liking to him printed off the same pic from his myspace multiple times and just wrote different quotes on them. I couldn't get over these and had to take pics of them.
"Fly like an eagle. Who cares about gas prices?"
"Look out below! Here comes Kyle! Up, up and away!!"
"Kyle Terry #1 Ryan Sheckler-Eat my dust!"
"Pro skater 2010 World Champion"


priceless

yes

wet willy's ate my ass alive.

aye nay nay...

How easy is this....
a pair of the Todd Jordan Blazersa pair of the Made in 81 blazers(Germany)
and a Supreme 5-panel
just to stay the night alone is this place?

only a fool would pass this up
or a wimp
Nathaniel?

hell

I've been laying low. we will just call it hell.

i'm lazy

guess what some of the etnies dudes did down the old bum gap

wet willy's

We went here not too long ago to get our skate on.
To sum it up, the shit's gnarlier than it looks.
My favorite part was stuff that had been spray painted up and down the slide.
The dominant theme seemed to be satan, pickles, and people's phone numbers.

gumby

yep

babypunch

Matt does smith kickflips and writes about punching babies

gizmo

yep

steez

Jeremy has it. bs nosegrind revert

oww.

The past couple of weeks my back tooth has absolutely been killing me. I went to the dentist who sent me to the endodontist who sent me to an oral surgeon. Evidently it was infected and had went into my jaw. To top it off, the next day I had to get a crown on my other back tooth with I think gave me a dry socket.

All I've been doing is this. No homo

fuck yo couch

Charlie Murphy was at Zanies tonight. incredible. I have no pics of it


Also, I cracked my tooth eating a breadstick, yes a breadstick. It's real sensitive to cold stuff so I have to tilt my head to the left to drink anything.
It's kinda similar to the way Josh walks.

boner for chester

Nathaniel has a certain lady he's been speaking to. For some odd reason, he didn't want us to know her first name, so he'd always call her by her last, Chester. It was definitely some first grade shit.I've been trying for weeks to figure out what it is. Today I found out.

pits

blackwolf?

this tattoo was standing in front of us in the line at cafe coco. that shit really says "black wolf". yikes

Clark ordered pen15

love to make a stang

4th of July was rad.
5th of July sucked.
On, the 4th, we watched fireworks from a train bridge, but then almost got hit by an oncoming train.
On the 5th, we terrorized.

Clark has an assortment of strange flashlights. In fact, I think he's an undercover raver

Fireworks

Jon Sewell had a pool party. We crept up from behind the fence on those fools.

If you can get your hands on a Piccolo Pete, do, even if it means paying 6 times what it costs.

yeahh..

laces out

I split my shin wide the fuck open last night

Clark thought that shit was nasty

I did too

Stitch it, wrap that shit up, put a Dr Dre sticker on it and I'm good to go

canoes and nathaniel

It was Josh's birthday yesterday. We celebrated by canoeing down the river and playing Apocalypse Now.

This is Bradley's rendition of Nathaniel

Matt's rendition of Nathaniel

Nathaniel's rendition of Nathaniel

Nathaniel (yes that's a purse)

rollups

yes. rollups. Kyle Sloan takes pics. he has a website, but hasn't updated it ever.

nails and whitey

Today was spent driving around, working, and going to a birthday party; my own.
I work at a skatepark, which is so easy, it's hard. That sounds ridiculous, but the only requirement is patience or laziness, whatever you want to call it.


At work, a 10 yr old asked to borrow some pliers. When I asked why, he told me he picked up a nail while skating. We're real good about park maintenance...

Ruff Ryders were in full effect on Nolensville

Malibu's most wanted?

Birdman is a contortionist. Here he is giving an exhibition