Sunday, June 29, 2008

rollups

yes. rollups. Kyle Sloan takes pics. he has a website, but hasn't updated it ever.

nails and whitey

Today was spent driving around, working, and going to a birthday party; my own.
I work at a skatepark, which is so easy, it's hard. That sounds ridiculous, but the only requirement is patience or laziness, whatever you want to call it.


At work, a 10 yr old asked to borrow some pliers. When I asked why, he told me he picked up a nail while skating. We're real good about park maintenance...

Ruff Ryders were in full effect on Nolensville

Malibu's most wanted?

Birdman is a contortionist. Here he is giving an exhibition



Saturday, June 28, 2008

signs and hair

My bday was on the 20th. This is how Hood helped me celebrate. It's still up. He's got lots of faces around town. find em.

I was at a chick's house the other night taking a wiz, when I looked down and saw this. That's not dirt.. total boner kill.

Nathaniel kills it..

Friday, June 27, 2008

tacos and weiners

Last night a found a 24 hour taco stand. I've never seen an all night anything stand, much less tacos! The doors this opens for me..

Worm absolutely has the largest shoes. I'm talking NBA shoes.
The other night, this was attached to my back wiper for about 5 hours before I noticed. Definitely girl hand writing.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

gifs and a gem

Kyle beat me in the smith game
I beat him in the fs noseslide game
We called it quits on the lipslide game

RunDMC

Crenshaw has an unbelievable amount of bullshit at his house, including a Run DMC setup. They really came through on this set

LeeHigh

About this time last year Lee and I were in San Diego for a while. This was Lee getting his mind right on the way to the Adio warehouse to get our skizate on. Later on that day, I had one of the worst migraines of my life. unrelated




Fat John is a fighter. He's swung at every kid at the skatepark, including me. In fact, at this moment he's kicked out of the skate park for fighting. On this day, he had chose to hit his mom's station wagon multiple times with his board. Eventually, she got out and slapped him. West Nashville's finest

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

I got a 79..

I took my midterm and got a 79. I should also throw in I had most of the answers already, yet somehow managed to barely pass. I'm an exceptional student.
Street Skating Kyle is over and has a poor wittle tummy ache so I'm abandoning my living room shortly.
Here's a couple of pics from Ireland a few years back. I went to Belfast with 6th Ave to put on a contest to help raise money for a conrete park. Evidently, they had a wooden one before hand, but it was burned to the ground by a local drunk that didn't like skating. The kids over there were gnarly, real gnarly. For starters, they pay double for skate product. Second,most of them ride the most busted setups, wheels all falling off and shit. Third, they don't listen to cops, in fact they try to fight most of them. Fourth, citizens kick you out of spots, citizens...
Yep, it's a contest
Hell yeahhh....
This was 2nd try. The first one almost got my ass kicked by a rather large cop who looked like he could have been named Nigel or Brick. When he noticed I took a pic of his car, he came down a one way street in reverse and proceeded to tell me ,"You shouldn't have done that boy" while being 6 inches from my face and looking me dead in the eye. Evidently the police have a problem with gangs such as the IRA killing all their officers. If I would have had an irish accent, I would have definitely landed myself in some shit.
The bloods and crips don't have shit on these dudes. We found ourselves in the middle of some sort of IRA march. Yeah, these guys are old as shit, but the fact they just closed down a road without notice is ill. That cop is only providing an illusion of safety. On many walls, huge murals were painted of dudes holding huge weapons with some sort of hate/pride filled message underneath.
Do people really buy this shit?
Freaks
Jordan is a handrail champ. The locals had some weird name weird name for this spot like "the godmother" or something similar. Jordan's one of the only people to be able to pull anything on this. He also feebled it.
This kid tried to caveman boardslide same rail and took it real hard, hard enough to split his nutsack. An ambulance came and hours later he showed back up with 7 stitches in his elbow and 14 in his sack, smiling. damn.
This is the citizen I spoke of. This soccer hooligan came down from his place and kicked us out of the courtyard below. Taking a picture or 3 of him evidentally infuriated him to the extent that he rounded up some hooligans and met us at the next spot we went to. rad.

Monday, June 23, 2008

lazy sunday

Nathaniel got a bs 180 nosegrind

Lil Chase got a noseslide
I got a front crook
I found out Randy has hands feet



It was Matt's 21st birthday


She offered to be his first black chick

He chose Mischa instead

Sunday, June 22, 2008

go skateboarding day

June 21st-Go Skateboarding Day
6th ave held a King of Cashville contest.
Did I enter? No. I didn't go to sleep until 8 in the morning and the the contest started at 9.
Did I let my team down? Yes and no.
Blake replaced me and threw down all day, as usual.
In fact, my team should thank me for ducking out.


Chase won the kickflip contest



Nathaniel chose to wear a suit


Patrick chose to wear a dress


Davion chose a smaller fit dress



He chose shirtless
Red Bull put on a mini manual contest at Hard Rock.




I found a way to steal liquid nails from home depot







I finished an upledge
Did I do much skateboarding today? No
However, making a spot cancels out my lack of pushing.







Saturday, June 21, 2008

pukeParty

ahh yes...
what you're looking at is indian food, or half digested indian food.This was at one of our buddies old place. She had one of the shittiest roomates. Anyway, after Hood got what he needed done, done, we took him out front and hosed him off. From there we put him the roomates bed butt-ass naked and turned out the lights. I thought it was funny, the roomate, however did not. bitch


Stimple!


It's actually pronounced Stimpel, but who ever will?


When I first met Stimp, he didn't drink or smoke. I couldn't imagine what he would be like fucked up.


I now have an answer.